Teen Ever

So every now and then i get a sudden urge to do something crazy, unfortunatly when i get that sudden urge i never have my cameraman around so none of you guys get to see what it is. So i decided to give you guys a treat…ive been getting alota emails from you guys about doing things in public places so i figured id give you what you wanted. I was however silly enough to think i could give a bj on a bus without being seen. Boy was i wrong…the funny thing is that when it was over i thought i did get away with it except for one dude who saw and actually took a picture of me and my friend angel in the act on his phone camera, but it turns out as i was getting off the bus i got a standing ovation from everyone on the bus…they all saw me but didnt say anything!!! how cool was that. I have to admit i was a bit embarrassed especially when the bus driver asked me for my number on the way out…all in all this is one exciting installment for you guys enjoy it!

I thought id give you guys something a little different this time in a manner of presentation. Me and my cameraman are starting to get a little more comftorable with our innovation (atleast i like to think so…heck ill be happy if you guys even buy that i know what im talking about hehe.) SO anyway we though wed get a little retro and create an omahage to the “good ol days of porn” as my camera man likes to call them .Hes always ranting about 70’s boobs and he has this theory that the popularity of the birth control pill is the death if these so called 70’s boobs something about changing the configuration of womens hormons forever?? i dunno anyway this is one heck of a “far out” shoot you guys all know the classic 70’s scretary porno fanatsy films well here is our version…enjoy boys and keep on truckin!!!

Theres nothing i enjoy more than going up to complete stranger (aka unsuspecting victims) in public places and offering them sex with the only condition that they have to come with me right away. I love the look in there eyes when they are transistion from total shock to thinking im full of shit then back to total shock when they realize im dead serious. So this particular victim… i mean man…actually i mean boy…i picked up at a public park he was shootin hoops all by himself (not doing a very good job of it i should add) so i approached him and i had one of my wittier moments when i says to him (do you do everything alone) of course i was reffering to masturbation..hmmm looking back on it i dont think thats as funny as i had originally thought. ok so im not the wittiest i like to think i compensate the lack of witt with my over abundance of cute!!! so yeah i picked this kid up told him to drive around the black with me and id make it worth his while so he jumped right in our car where i proceded to give him a terrific hand job drove him back to the park and played him a little one on one where of course i lost but i blame it on the handjob my shooting wrist was sore from jekring off this guy…anyhoo!!! this is one of my cuter shoots i think youll like it!

For all you guys with a nack for observation you may have noticed this isnt me in the video, do not worry i assure all of you i will be back next week.I dont know how many of you guys out there watch soap opera’s (nor would i expect you to admit it if you do) but i happen to love them. I especially love it when they replace a characters actor with another and everyone goes on pretending its the same person. Oh Oh!!! heres an example more of you guys might get remember in the show rosanne when the actress that played becky quit and they just replaced her with another actress and the show went on as if nothing had changed…wasnt that cool!!!! Am i weird??? Anyhoo im only mentioning this so that you guys know this is not whats going on with this shoot… You see my cameraman has quite a busy schedule these days so i we can only meet up once maybe twice a week…and the day we scheduled to shoot was the same day i called off to jury duty. And i dont have to tell you guys who have done it how much jury duty sucks( ill digress on that a little later) but as for this shoot i had to get a replacement and i remember all the emails you guys sent saying how much you guys enjoyed ellie so i gave her a ring and she was more than heppy to do it. I dont have to tell you how beautiful this girl is (but we all no shes no brandibelle hehehe) So i sent her off with my camerman to see my buddy cj and from the looks of it they seemed to have a swell time, and im sure you guys will to…enjoy and dont worry next week ill be back in the flesh, well not really in the flesh but pretty close enjoy guys luvya!!!

You guys are starting to worry me. Your requests are getting weirder and weirder, but you know im always willing to do whatever, well almost whatever….Im talking to you Benjamin of Iowa there is no way i am doing that you sick *#$#@#@ I dont even think thats legal…anyway many of you guys said you would really like it if i were to jerk a guy off onto a muffin and eat it, so guess what this update is??? Thats right you know I aim to please, and so far i think ive been quite the marksman would you all agree. The guy whos cum i eat is a friend of mine i et well playing diablo, hes a bit of a geek (which you guys no i love) and im willing to bet the farm he has never done anything like this before, (to tell you the truth he seems like the type whos sexual experiences has been limited to dry humping his pillows…WOW that was mean Brandi!!! i was only kidding!? Enjoy guys.

This shoot just goes to show you that you never know whats gunna happen in this crazy world of ours and to always expect the unexpected. So heres how it went down: there i was minding my own business…actually attending to my own bussiness as i was just about to start a new shoot for you guys. I had just recieved a new sex toy from a very beloved fan (thanks Jordy!!!) and was going to show it off for all you guys. Nothing out of this world but i thought you guys would enjoy it. So there i was doing my little introduction when all of sudden my argentinian nympho swinger neighbors start going at it. The walls are very thin in my apt building so i could here everything it got so loud i couldnt consentrate on what i was doing. I go over to there door to ask them to be quiet and who come to the door the hot argentinian milf with nothing but a towel on. I told her how i was trying to shoot next door and asked her if she could keep it down a little..she replied by dropping her towel exposing her enormous tits and asking me if id join her and her husband…turns out they were actually doing a little personal shoot themselves. Of course i dont have to tell you guys i immidietly excepted her offer (honestly i was hoping she was gunna ask the whole time) and boy am i glad i did. We fucked in almost everyroom in there apt it was wild. I was even able to use my new toy and had a much better time with it as sharing is caring. This one is a winner boys and girls…and is a perfect example of why you should always love thy neighbor!